What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 14:38
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
So they tried
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
—
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Then came..
Just Forget it!
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
Unacceptable again!
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?