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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 14:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

So they tried

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

No go.

Then came..

Just Forget it!

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

Unacceptable again!

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?