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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How were cows used in ancient India?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Trump's "They're Eating Cats and Dogs" quote has become a meme. Would this help him get elected? I hope you can be impartial when responding to this question. Thank you

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Still no good

Had strong anxiety, heart palpitations, headaches and fear randomly over twin flame presence, 20 mins later he didnt acknowledge me saw a photo of a girl on the back of his phone faced up. Assume it was a new gf. Was this a warning of seperation?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Next, they tried...

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

No way

No, not a chance

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.