What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 02:20

Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
How did my ex move on very fast?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Aaron Judge's 469-Foot Home Run in Kansas City Left Baseball World in Disbelief - Sports Illustrated
share office space ...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?