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15.06.2025 01:15

Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How were cows used in ancient India?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Next, they tried...
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
No way
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No, not a chance
Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.